Lifetime Movies I Want to See Just Based on their Titles and Poster

Lifetime Movies I Want to See Just Based on their Titles and Poster

A picture (and title!) can say a thousand words! There are a lot of Lifetime movies out there, and while I've seen many, I haven't seen them all. So how do I choose? It's all about the title and poster for me. Lifetime clearly has a whole team that crafts these masterpieces - should the [...]

A Lover Scorned

A Lover Scorned

Brooke is a classic rich white housewife whose husband ignores her and she's STARVED for attention. Like works-out-in-a-nightie level of attention. She meets insurance salesman Jake (they've somehow made that a hot job) and sparks fly immediately. Within two minutes of meeting, he's already making moves, and those moves are accepted hardcore - they start [...]

Killer Twin

Killer Twin

Looking into this movie, I learned that before "Killer Twin," it was originally called, "A Sister's Obsession," which is a CLASSIC Lifetime Movie name: usually contains a possessive, double points for it being three words (see Stalker's Prey, A Neighbor's Deception, and Her Husband's Betrayal for reference). Killer Twin as a title gives a LOT [...]

Killer Single Dad

Killer Single Dad

Something I've learned from watching Lifetime movies is that 1) if the opening scene is an attack, we don't actually care about this person (They're unfortunately the sacrificial lamb for the drama ahead), and 2) things move FAST, so don't get too comfortable and get ready to take in a lot of information quickly. I've [...]

Stalker’s Prey

Stalker’s Prey

This movie feels like the creative team at Lifetime put a bunch of topics into a hat, pulled two out, and then were forced to write a movie about 1) a  Stalker and 2) a Shark Attack. MAKE IT HAPPEN, TEAM! And boy oh BOY did they make it happen. I want to call 911 [...]

The Psycho She Met Online: A Lifemark Halltime Guest Post by Rubi

The Psycho She Met Online: A Lifemark Halltime Guest Post by Rubi

Welcome to Lifemark Halltime’s very first guest post, written by me, Rubi. Some things to know about me: I am Jen’s best friend. I will steal one of your fries, no matter what I order. And I have not watched a Lifetime movie quite possibly since the 2005 Alexa Vega swan song Odd Girl Out [...]

Which Lifetime or Hallmark Movie Should You Watch This Valentine’s Day?

Which Lifetime or Hallmark Movie Should You Watch This Valentine’s Day?

Roses are red, violets are blue, let's find the perfect Lifetime/Hallmark movie for you! It's Valentine's Day this week, which can mean lots of things: a romantic night with your Valentine, a bitch session for Galentine's Day, a quest to find the perfect place to cry alone (a car is usually good!), bar hopping to [...]

I Am Watching You

I Am Watching You

If you've ever said to yourself, "50 Shades of Grey is cool but everyone seems too rich and I don't actually want to see any naked body parts," then I Am Watching You is just your speed!  We start on a scene of a guy and girl laying on the floor covered in blood. That's [...]